Club 33 Reservation Wanted - Please Read! - $1

Hello! My wife and I are DIE HARD Disney fans.
We are also both teachers.
Because of that, we will never be members of the prestigious Club 33.
It is on our bucket list to someday go inside! In April, we will be vacationing in Disneyland and I thought I would put a message on here to see if a miracle could happen.
If ANYONE has a connection to a possible Club 33 reservation we would be happy to compensate you with cash or gifts! Please just let us know.
Feel free to call/text anytime!