Desperately Needing LOAN RIGHT NOW!!! ..... 0 (NOHO Arts District)

I have dissolved into a desperate state of being - TEMPORARILY I have NO past taxes due I have NO property I have NO vehicle I have NO student loans I have LOW credit score 475 I AM in a re-evolving state of being.
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THIS loan WILL get MY phone back on working.
[as soon as I get MY phone working - again, I will be able to keep YOU abreast of MY developments & workings] This loan may be enough to buy a simple vehicle [MY past years of AUTO MECHANIC will quickly enable evolution] This loan to ME WILL make YOU money [it WILL prove to YOU for future and continual business transactions] This loan is a LOAN & NOT a handout Thank YOU in ADVANCE MERRY CHRISTMAS Happy Holidays Let's ALL WELCOME the GREATEST New Year