What do you have to barter??? (San fernando valley)

Dried 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 Interested in trading for Cash,sealed Pokemon ,one piece, cash ,gold , small electric pressure washer ,dash cam, sports cards,Nest (3rd gen),3500 watt + solar inverter for trailer , Maybe a few tattoos, carpentry work, Mechanic work ,old apple phone operating system of 11 or higher needed for an app only ,star link eqpt,treasure hunting stuff, fun stuff .
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I'm sure there's more stuff we would be interested there's just a few we named message us anything you have if we don't get back to you it's just because we don't have use for what you offered but I do appreciate your offer.
Please no live animals