What do you have to barter

Dried 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄 Interested in trading for sealed pokemon ,inverter generator, cash ,gold , small electric pressure washer ,Nest (3rd gen),3500 watt + solar inverter trailer , Maybe a few tattoos, Mechanic work , .
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I'm sure there's more stuff we would be interested there's just a few we named message us anything you have if we don't get back to you it's just because we don't have use for what you offered but I do appreciate your offer.
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