Re-Homing my weasel (L.A.)

Yep, I broke up with my GF and am left with a lonely weasel that needs a new home.
He likes a deep burrow, so if you can provide a good home for him and feed him daily or at least twice a week and give him a lot of love and affection, he will certainly return as much or more to you.
Thanks! He is quite a nice and healthy animal.
Brian