Need someone to teach me Excell/Power Point (San Fernando Valley)

Hello.
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I'm in a pickle.
Need to learn somethings in Excel/Power Point fast for my job.
Thing like heat maps (advanced), graphics, some formulas, excel charts.
I can show you what I'm up against.
Will pay.
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or if you do pro bono I'll buy you lunch.