Help me post a review on site I own. (30 second job) (Calabasas)

I need help posting a review on an independent site that I own (not Google or anything like that).
You would be copying and pasting a review from your computer (or even better from your phone).
The whole task shouldn't take more than a minute from start to finish.
Happy to pay you $5 via venmo, cash app, or paypal once you are done.
Thanks!