The Best Job Ever (Simi Valley)

DO YOU LOVE SITTING AT HOME ALL DAY BUT HATE NOT GETTING PAID FOR IT??? COME SIT HERE ALL DAY & WE’LL PAY YOU.
That’s right! You read that correctly.
Here’s the thing though… You might have to work a little.
We are a nationwide Tool & Golf company that also specializes in safety equipment for our first responders.
We are looking for a few telemarketers that can chit chat on the phone and make a few sales.
No experience needed! We’ll train you.
You must be able to dominate the English language Act like you love it here Have an appreciation of skillful sarcasm No fear of phones (I know they’re scary but ours are pretty friendly) If you like to hula hoop, that’s great but you don’t need that amazing skill here.
Please do not apply if you: Oversleep, have no alarm clock, have no car, have court often, have no baby sitter every day, have to give friends rides to work later than we start work, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to cell phone all day, or your Grandma keeps dying every week.
Must be able to remember to come back to work after lunch.
Should not expect to receive Purple Ribbons or Gold Stars for showing up to work on time, but you might get a pat on the back.